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Urgent: Wordplay Machine Out of Cervix
COMPANY MEMORE: Wordplay Machine Out Of Cervix FROM: Office of the President & CEOTO: Never Board, All Staph Dear Never Bored Team, A tragedy of grave propitiations… I mean, a tragedy of grape propositions… Err, a tragedy of grate distortions……. ………….. Siiiiiiiiigh. This is gonna be harder than I thought. A tragedy of great proportions… Read more
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COMPANY MEMO: About Wifi-Gate
COMPANY MEMORE: Wifi-GateFROM: Office of the President & CEOTO: Never Bored, All Staff Dear Never Bored team, As President and CEO, I would like to directly address the recent Wifi fiasco and publicly respond so that our shareholders can ensure I am reacting to the event with appropriate levels of sobriety. It has come to… Read more
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Company Memo: Bradley Has Entered The Building
MEMO — NEVER BORED INCORPORATEDFrom the Department of Extremely Important MattersDistribution: Everyone. (Yes, even Ricky.) RE: Our New Intern Effective immediately, please join us in welcoming Bradley — Intern, Typewriter, and Human Exclamation Point — to the Never Bored team. After a rigorous interview process (not dissimilar to the one you all went through via… Read more